Good morning Internet Machine!

Did you have a nice sultry weekend? Was it full if escapades? OR ice capades? Maybe even Gravel capades? I hope it was fabulas. My weekend you ask? It was not too bad. Went to a b-day party, smoked some smokes and drank some beers oh…and was sick as a dog since last Wednesday. I feel like a bag of smashed assholes after Ron Jeremy had his way with them filming his new movie “Smashing assholes”

So what’s new with me? Um…I am starting Boxing this week. OH how I’ve missed it. I’ll be going on Tuesday and Thursdays. I’m uber stoked, and for those of you who are not up on your pigeon speaking surfer Ebonics…it means that I am rather delighted.

This coming weekend, my wife and I are heading to Nova Scotia for some tattoo action and Photoshop teaching wizardry. We’re, again, stoked (delighted) as it should be a really good time hanging out with great friends.

Well, I suppose that’s all for now, I’ll try to update you more Blogger thingy. And if I figure out how to add the Twitter machine to you…I will. Snoogy Booges…Nooge

I HATE HTML

Good morning friend,
So my brotha from a different motha mentioned that, because he lives so far away, he’s out of the loop with my comings and goings and told me to update my blog so he dosent feel outta the loop. He couldn’t be more right. Though…I’ve not been doing much?!?

So for my Brotha …This is what I’ve been up to…since (refer to blog dates) Aug 24th.

As you know..On Aug 23, I turned the illustrious 32 years old. 32 is the new red. And since then, I’ve been using my Birthday gifts as to not seem ungrateful. Purely just a show. From the Wife, I got a Sony PSP and Final fantasy VII: Crisis core. I’ve beat it through 3 times now and am going for a fourth. One of my all time fave games is the original Final Fantasy VII.

AND I can purchase it for $10 from the PSP online store. I’ll hopefully get that next week.
Also, I received a set of golf clubs from Smally, Biggy and the in-laws. Again, not wanting to seem ungreatful…I’ve been out in our field using my pitching wedge for hours each evening. Also, I’ve been hitting the old golf course or two in hopes of actually learning the sport of kings. As frustrating as it is.. I cannot help but to love it.

I’ve been in a rut with music BUT have recently come out of it with the release of Chevelle’s new album “Sci-Fi Crimes”. It is amazing. You know when you get a new album, there is usually one song on it that jumps out at you, screaming wonder and amaze….well this album has one for me. Track 3. It’s called Shameful Metaphors

my my my. What a track, no, fuck that, what an album.

jerm

Bacon Muffins at 32

Good morning Goog,
SO how was your weekend? Did you do anything fun and exciting? I don’t remember you sending me birthday condolences on Sunday BUT I’ll just pretend that you didn’t have internet access.

SO I turned the big 32 on Sunday. It kind of sucked for the first time ever aging one year. I usually love birthdays BUT I don’t know…32. I'm climbing up there. Since I was 14 or so, I’ve always said I’ll not live past 33. There was no reason for this…just something I’ve always felt. SO…I better get insurance nes pas? 1 year to go.

On my Big day, I had an amazing breakfast….what did we call them omelet Muffins? Bacon muffins? Needless to say, it was DELICIOUS. The muffin tin in lined with bacon, than omelet is poured in on top of it. Put in oven and bake. OMG…..that’s right I just omg’d , you know why? DELICIOUS.

After breakfast, I got gifteroo’s. My fave part of birthdays. I got a Sony PSP and for a game I received Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core. Fun fun fun. Also, I got Reese peanut butter balls. 2 bags. Also, I got …you wont believe this. A Golf set! An “expieranced” set of clubs, and a bran spankin new golf bag. Wasn’t expecting it at all. I never thought I’d own a set of clubs but I do now.

Any who Goog. Chat atcha lata
Sho sho
jerm

The Tooth Fairy if one forgetful bitch.

Good morning Goog,
How have you been? Is all as well as can be expected on the internet machine? What, with the copious amounts of porn and losers who do NOTING but play video games online all day…. You must be bored…But the stuff you see….Im sure you can’t burn that stuff out with an acid bath. You poor, sad, bastard.

So yesterday, went to Starbucks, as per usual, ordered a few things and began to swipe my bank card for the transaction. I picked up the key pad thingy majiggy and a tooth fell off of it. Let me say that again….A Tooth Fell Off Of IT…..let that short, random sentence sink in….I’ll wait…..are you there yet?

Now..Im sure allot of people would be disgusted and hell if it happened in the states, the patron would have sued Starbucks for emotional damages and made a million dollars, but not me Goog. I thought it was really sad. I saw it as such: a kid came in with their Mom and/or Dad, had probably lost the tooth earlier in the day and were playing with it in excitement of putting it under their pillow in hopes of becoming a few dollars richer the following morning…BUT now they have sadly left it behind and I am sure, after the realization of losing it, cried all day over the disappointment of losing one of their last few fleeting shreds of innocence. ……Or the tooth fairy, while buying a Venti Mocha could have dropped it in her rush…. A debate for the ages.

So…I’ve been in a funk for the past few weeks and just passed it off as depression/stir crazy/no more axes… But I think I put my finger on it. This Sunday, I will be turning 32. Now Goog, I know what you’re saying “But jerm, you handsome mother fucker…the 30’s are the new 20’s, your still in your prime and still have another 40 years to go” Well Goog, as your younger than me, Al Gore having invented you and global warming in the 80’s, I’ll not scoff at your youthful ignorance, wait…yes I will SCOFF SCOFF….ya fuckin fucktard.

Ya see, my problem isn’t getting older, it’s wasting the time I’ve had to use the lackluster talents that I have. Family and career aside…I’ve not published a book, I’ve not sold any art for renowned recognition, I’m not a famous tattoo artist, I have yet to learn to play guitar, and I sure as FUCK cannot figure out Sodoku ….

Now, I can blame it on my lack of drive and just being a lazy fucking slob, a sexy sexy lazy slob. I can take the onus of this all on myself, man up and take responsibility….But I choose to blame it on Whitey

lata Goog

Art Work By Patrick Byers,
Cover for our book

Spectacular like boobs

SO it has been awhile and I may have a thing or two to report, though, Off the top of my head..i can’t really recall what they may be??!!??

There are people outside right now washing the seemingly miles of windows of this building and for some reason…I can’t stop watching. It’s menial labor that can’t be very much fun, but hey…at least their outside.

So this past week? I played Golf with come colleagues(sp?) from work and actually Par’ed a hole by myself. It was a par 4, 235 yards and SHABLAZIM…I owned that hole like a pimp owns a hooker. It was spectacular. Spectacular, like morning wood that you can hang an oompa Loompa off of after he’s eaten POUNDS of chocolate. Spectacular like finding $20 in an old jacket….Spectacular like boobs….Fucking spectacular.

Also, as you are aware, I now have tattoo gear and following the sage advice of the TV and alphabits that could only say “oooooooooooo”, I tattoo’d myself. Let me tell you…tattooing one’s self is not as easy as you may think…For instance, the act or drawing or writing(who does that anymore), one typically has two hands on a piece of paper, the same goes for tattooing. You hold the machine in one hand, (my right) and you hold and stretch the skin with the other (my left) . SO with the use of only one hand as I was tattooing my left forearm….all hell broke loose. I now have a nautical star that looks as though it was crafted from hamburger and was recalled because of bot worms infesting it… jinkies.
But alas..I am happy with it as it is my first tattoo EVER and it was done with love…..and because the alphabits told me too….ooooooooooooOOOOooOOOoOoo

This weekend, Our annual work summer party takes place. Tomorrow actually and if all goes well, I should be good and plenty’d tomorrow night watching fireworks trying to remember who I sold my pants too. Fingers crossed.

I’ve got to get to work, so until next time, Be good to yourself, and each other.

Have a good one Goog,

where have I been??

Hey Goog,Have you missed me? Are you angry with me for leaving you in the dark as to my whereabouts? Are you, right now at this moment, clenching your teeth and nodding in agreement with what I say just so I’ll just shut up and leave you alone faster?? Aren’t you even going to give me a chance to explain? Instead you’ll assume that I just up and left you to fend for yourself, cut my losses and left? No no no Goog. Don’t be a douchebag, you know that’s not true…Ok…I'm sorry I called you a douchebag, you’re not, but maybe only a douche…sans bag? Yeah?

So where have I been and what has been happening? Nothing really. Since last Saturday (not the one that has just passed but the one before) I’ve been sick with a flu like symptoms. The wife and I even made the sojourne to the Sussex hospital where we were last Wednesday for about 7 hours or so. As it turns out, I had my sickness was coupled with two ear infections. I am now taking antibiotics that are what some call horse pills. They are huge..

I received my tattoo Machines last week and have been trying to practice with them. The synthetic skin isn’t the best so I’ve modified some tubes and grip’s so that I can hook a pencil up to the running machine so I can become accustomed to the weight and vibration. It’s fun but very very hard. I love it. This time next year, I’ll be blogging from a shop where I put beautiful art on people and make about a grand a day. Imagine pursuing a passion for a career?? Wow. Even the thought is exciting.
I’m sure there is something else yet I fail to remember what it is… meh.

So right now I'm reading “Let the right one in”. I love the movie. It’s truly amazing. The story is beautiful and I was really excited when I found out that the book had been translated from Swedish to English. I’ll probably read it again as soon as I finish it. Also, I’m listening to the Audio book “The Strain” by Guillermo del Toro & Chuck Hogan. I’ll probably buy this book on Friday as it is, so far, captivating.
Also…………..And none of these vampires sparkle.

Have a good one Goog,

Tattoo Gear.

Hey Mr. Machine?
How are you today? K…Enough about you! But ME? I'm rather good. ..and let me tell you why.I finally ordered new tattoo gear and I cannot wait to receive it.
· It’s 3 machines,
· 7 bottles 10ml popular colors inks.(white,yellow,red,brown,blue,green,black)power supply with LCDA fitted metal foot switch with single 1/4" plug A heavy duty clip cord, which is single plug type
· 5 grips-- 1 large, 1 medium and 3 small
· 9 stainless steel tattoo tubes from size 1-9
· 24 one-off plastic tattoo tubes in various size
· 20 pack pre-made sterile tattoo needles
· 100 ink cups and one cup holder.
· 2 practice Skin 8*6
· they are made by synthetic skin-like rubber material
· they can assist the inexperienced tattoo artist to practice holding and using a tattoo machine
· transfer or paint tattoo patterns, a transparent machine stencil can be applied or it can be freehanded with a marker or pen prior to tattooing.
· And various machine adjusted tools and parts …..
OH YES!!!!
I ordered it yesterday. It will be expedited and I should have it in a few days….This time next week, my legs will be covered, with what I can only imagine , the styling’s of a kindergarten art project. (damn lack luster art skillz)

The wife had a birthday yesterday. IT was awesome because she now has an iPhone. I don’t know what the brownie point value is there but it’s got to be at least two.
Anyway.
Have a good one Goog,

Drawing and the likes

Hey Mr. Machine?
It’s 7:55am and I'm listening to The Decemberist track “Sleepless” my gawd. To hear such passion in a voice is refreshing. You can almost hear the emotion solidifying in each word.
So my weekend was good. Ice cream, Gardening and cleaning up a wood pile. What every Saturday should consist of me thinks. Also, I got some drawing in.

I started working on a chest piece that I am considering, here is a pic. And I was also drawing…or should I say trying to learn to draw traditional roses.

The simplicity that you see when you look at traditional tattoo art is rather deceiving nes pas? Meaning that too look at it, it looks rather simplistic and easy to do but there are so many personal nuances of each artist that it really takes you a moment to figure it out. (the Decemberist is done NOW it’s White lies: see my previous entries for details)

But yeah, traditional tattoo art is fun to draw but as of right now…a little involved. Drawing a rose, I find is less easy then say drawing a Skull. The skull I have there now took all of 10 min at most? Then just a matter of shading and such.

The Gypsies is an old idea and I seem to continue to work on it. I think the remaining work will be done digitally tho… we’ll see.

So yeah, Tattoo gear will be ordered sometime this week and I hope to have a bit of drawing prowess back before it arrives, BUT until then….. Stay tuned.

jerm

A dream, a song and amovie all walk into a blog...

Hey Mr. Machine?

SO, I am getting closer to my life long dream of becoming a tattoo artist. Of course the first step in this matter would be to ….start. I’m going to be ordering new gear in a few days. 3 brass machines and a myriad of other things. So stay tuned.

Big brother starts this evening and I am in the Office pool so I hope to be victorious in the end and winning some extra cash, cause as the Great Chris Parnell said, “It’s All about the Hamilton’s Baby”. But here is Canada, it’s all about the Macdonald’s…the John .A’s . For the Pool, I was given Lydia. I can only hope she’s up to scratch and a no shit kind of girl, However, I hope she’s a conniving bitch who can get my some dollars.

SO, To music. Right now, as I type this at 7:45am, I'm listening to My Brightest Diamond and her track Golden Star . MY my my. I love this song. It’s not my fav on the album “Bring me the Workhorse” But it is a phenomenal listing. There is just something about her voice that Draws you in like a Zombie to a open wound. Some tracks…she has this sound rather reminiscent of Sarah Slean , but mixed with a 40’s lounge/speak easy/smoky blues singer. Very alluring.

Now here’s Jerm with the Movie anticipation Moment:

OK…So, as I’ve said in previous posts…”District 9” is coming out in August. I really can’t wait to see this flick. The advertising has reached Viral status with D-9 PSA’s, a School style education video and a poster campaign that is truly brilliant. It’s get’s better and better by the day and the August release cannot come soon enough. SO in the meantime, I sedate myself with watching the trailer over and over as well as the short film that this movie is based off of called Alive in Joburg Really inspiring visuals and rather seamless when it comes to blending fantasy and reality…I’ll call it Fanality. (I hope someone is logging these names and words I'm making up as they will be very usefull 1262 days.)

I feel that’s enough for today Mr. Machine, so I bid you Bon AppAdu”


jerm

De-Motivational

Hey Goog, or should I call you Mr. Machine?

It’s been a bit since we’ve chatted but as you know I was on Vaca. How was it you asked? Rainy, very rainy. BUT we, being the hardcore vacationers went camping anyway, albeit for only one night as it was TOO RAINY!!!. But we did hit Shediac and I got to go swimming in the ocean for an hour or so with a snorkel and mask. It was fun. Took a few pics (at about 6am cause I couldn't sleep) as well, here are a few….I think one is a dead body…..but or could just be a fella sleeping

So Blogger thingy…what will I tell you today? I'm thinking along the lines of motivation and how I lack it more than ever. For instance, as you may recall, a few weeks ago, I posted some drawings as I was ramping up to get my sketch on, but I’ve lost motivation for that. Writing…? Well this is the only writing I do…It’s a bit motivating but not a whole hell of use. I mean it’s not as though Showcase is going to make you into a miniseries… and when I'm at home….nada. I don’t want to do anything at all except sit.

Something’s missing in my brain that holds the key to being motivated. I have so many ideas and plans that right now seem to be delusions of grandeur only because, again…no motivation.
I was using an axe for various things, BUT they broke…that’s right, they, plural, two…. And I’ve yet to get a new handle…again…motivation. Smally got a guitar I want to learn to play, and can you guess why I haven’t? come on…one guess.

I'm starting to wonder if it’s motivation or that I'm just a fuckin lazy slob….hmmmmm….? I wonder?

Who knows…I need another project tho to keep my mind busy. I'm thinking situps. 6 weeks of 50 situps a night and see what happens. AND I’ll take pics along the way to record the progress? But maybe one project isn’t enough. Maybe I should take on the challenge of trying to think of fun things to do for Smally and Biggy (Biggy is my other son) But not only come up with the ideas, but do them with the fellas as well….? Hmmmmmm, that may be exactly what I need. That and church….I need Fellowship back to me thinks…

Anywhoo Mr. Machine…
I’ll keep you posted and you let me know how it looks.


jerm

last post for 10 days.

Happy Friday Goog
So I'm gonna try a different style of blogger thingy today….I’ll write this throughout the day as I think of and remember stuff….Im thinking more mindless bulk? Who knows…let’s give it a try.

So first is yet another link. My buddy Ivon sent me this one and I quote
”Don't know why .... but I thought of you when I found this site....LOL.......”
To say the least I was flattered. I mean, it must be the vibe I give off or something right?? Machismo?

Have you ever been in the bathroom and though of a really insightful question, an epiphany…if you will, but thought immediately that “Dammit, Old bean, you’re in the bathroom…there are no answers for your insightful question here”… BUT THERE ARE!!


I don’t know if this writing through the day will work as I actually have work to do….BUT it’s a work in progress….
I'm on Vaca next week, I’ll maybe pop in and say hi.

jerm

Website Hilarity!

Good morning Goog
How was your evening last night? Mouth breathers and lonely WOW players keeping you up all night? I betcha they were.

You know what I love?? Laughing. My Buddy Pat sent me this website yesterday morning and I’ve been laughing since. Texts from last night is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! Some of them, I was laughing so hard that my ab’s hurt, even through all of those layers of protective laugh proof fat, they still hurt. Here are a few nuggets of hilarity….

(504): My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life

And
(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

And
(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.

With witty comic book like banter such as this….IT makes ME want to stay classy San Diego. And no…I don’t mean it makes me want to be a whale’s Vagina… speaking of which…another of those wonderful texts…

(732): I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.

That is Oscar wild like goodness… I mean …Come on, Funny shit.

Also, I’ve been listening to Ale3xisonfire’s new album…Wow. Not too bad at all. I love the track “The Northern”. Dallas Green’s voice makes wet.

So…short update, BUT there you are…OH, and Two for the road…

(704): she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
And
(732): You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.




jerm

More nothing...Am I losing my steam??

Hey Goog
How was your evening last night? Mine was not too bad. Played the Sims 3 for a bit, did about 5 min of sketching, helped Smally with his new video game thingy, weeded the garden and a whole lotta nothing else. But the crappy thing is…My hunny is sick today. 

I have vacation coming up next and I'm looking forward to going camping. We’ll be hitting Shediac
next Thursday or Friday and doing a fair amount of swimming at Parlee Beach. I think I'm gonna need a Snorkel and mask.

Ya know…with this rain, I'm not use to being indoors doing nothing. I love being out in the yard, fiddling around with chopping, or trampoline’in, or whatever….It kinda really sucks. This weekend, I’m thinking of hitting the Bluffs with a bunch of people, or a few, AND if their all up for it, maybe shoot some pics at Quiddy falls?
Anyone?? Huh???

Any way goog, I’ll chat atcha tomorow
jerm

lazy post

Good Morning Goog,
SO , father’s day weekend. It was good.
Saturday, Up early, two beers before I get into the river for the annual canoe trip. Good times. 6 to 8 hours on the river, 12 beers, no buzz, let alone drunk. Kept pulling drunk people out of the water so they wouldn’t drown, Sang I'm on a boat about 50 times…or parts of it anyway. Had some BBQ, had too many laughs at other’s expenses and when home early as sober as when I had woke up. But that was a good thing. I could elaborate more on it, but I really don’t feel like writing today so use your imagination.

Sunday, RELAXED. Got some great FD cards and gifts, had some beers and did a whole lotta nuthin.

jerm

a whole lotta nuthin!

Good Morning Goog,
So what’s happinin in the magical world of me? Today is the last day of school for Smally… I'm really excited for him. I broke my new axe…so that’s what?... 2 in as many weeks? I now own the Sims 3 and am building a replica of my house in the game….Ummmm, what else? Some of the damn crows got into our peas and beans...Damn crows… and then there is this weekend..

SO..Annual Canoe trip tomorrow BUT it’s suppose to rain, I mean…COME ON. I wanted to make t-shirts for the occasion, inspired by the Lonely Island’s “I'm on a boat” and have some laughs. I wanted to get alcohol poisoning, tip my canoe and vomit in the river to lure in the lamper eel’s to their doom…..I wanted to stand up and pee off of the back. Well, there is always next year.

So instead we’ll party like it’s 1999…But without the paranoia of a apocalyptic Robot uprising…But I’ve not ruled out Zombies. Fuckin Zack will show up any day now.

Well…Not big updates today BUT at least youse got sumpthin bitches.

jerm

Muffin Top?

Hey Goog,
So today’s bloggy thingy McJiggy…I really have a low key humdrum life so there aren’t much musings or goings on’s….Hmmmmm….?
I split wood last night and that was awesome. I can defiantly feel the difference in all of this exercise that I’ve been doing. It’s amazing. I'm still a fat ass BUT a fat ass with a strong grip and a slightly smaller muffin top. Speaking of Muffin top….I saw a fella this morning while getting coffee who took muffin top to a whole new level. My Wife, Ryan
(my cousin) were about to pull away from Tim Hortons and low and behold a fella walks past Ryan’s SUV. He didn’t have a muffin top…he had what I claimed to be a mushroom top. It was interesting to see…. I mean…I kept thinking of Smurf houses when I saw him… Also, I purchased the Sims 3. I’ve not played it yet but it does look really good. I can choose to be evil and become a town overlord. That should be fun

This weekend is the annual canoe trip. I’m rate stoked about it. Get my canoe on, get my drink on, get some swimming on, get my vomit on… Fun for all the family. Also, there has been a little 9 hole golf course set up so I’m thinking of looking for a left handed 5 iron or some shit for the hell of it.
I’ll keep you posted. Any who.

Your quote today:
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

jerm

Captain Spaulding is the only clown I like

Hey Goog,
How was your evening last night? Mine was pretty darn good. Remember Stump Watch? The first one? Well, all that is left of that project is grass seed. You guessed it. I’ve gotten all of the top soil that I need and now to seed, to seed, to seed. However, My Love, (who is going to Toronto….again, on our anniversary TOMORROW) may want to plant wild flowers there which would be lovely.

I’ve also, last night, discovered the beautiful and relaxing art of splitting wood. OMG… it is so satisfying… I mean, now I feel I know why executioners put so much love and devotion into their work. Bringing that hard steal down on a mass that will inevitably split and crack…..pure bliss. I would totally put the “cute” in execute!!

Also, for the maybe 5th time, I watched “ the Devils rejects ” I simply love this movie. A small town family on the run from the law. It shows the bonds and ties that bind families together..and those same bonds on the occasional cheerleader taken from the cellar. Rob Zombie is an amazing visionary when it comes to imagery and settings for film. God bless that man.
I love Otis’s quote
“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”

And Spaulding’s quote when he steels the car from a mother and son…
“Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: [shakes head crying]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Jamie: [continues crying]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: All right, now get your fuckin' ass out the car, go on yayayayayaya


That’s Shakespeare kind of stuff right there…
While watching this, I did a lil’ doodle.

Any whoo….
jerm

Weekend Acts of God's hands.

Hey Goog,
How was your weekend on the internet machine? Mine was rather non-existent. Well…I “borrowed” some movies from some friends throughout the world AND I checked Digg.com but other than that, Nada.

We did allot of yard work this weekend. I worked in the garden for about an hour or so, planted Cauliflower, radishes, Swiss chard, cucumbers and a few other things I’m probably forgetting, BUT it was gooood. I dug up some top soil for where the stump from stump Watch use to be and added that. That was a good 2 hours and after that?? He he, We, that is to say my father in law and I, made two more stumps.

There are 4 trees in our yard that are slowly dying and we decided to help them on their way…it was the humane thing to do really. Now these trees were fucking humongous, and you all in the Google machine community know that I don’t like to drop the “H”-Bomb allot but they were HUMONGOUS!!!
Now, due to my prowess and clairvoyant skills…I know what you’re thinking…”But jerm…you should have left those trees alone to fall the way God intended them to…You bad bad man, How could you take the lives of such noble trees?” And really my answer to that is simple…Bill and I are doing God’s work. We were, NAY, are the hands of God in action…sweet sweet divine, axe and chain saw wielding action

And this is what the trees were thinking…

'Things have changed. [...] Some of us are still true Ents, and lively enough in our fashion, but many are growing sleepy, going tree-ish, as you might say. Most of the trees are just trees, of course; but many are half awake. Some are quite wide awake, and a few are, well, ah, well getting Entish. That is going on all the time.
When that happens to a tree, you find that some have bad hearts. [...] Still, we do what we can. We keep off strangers and the foolhardy; and we train and we teach, we walk and we weed.' "
(Treebeard)


Ya see there… Bad hearts . These four, these fours trees of the Eco-pocalypse are just biding their time until they will strike and smote a piece of our home, But nay I say, we destroyed two of their numbers and I feel that in time…the other two will fall.

( I shouldn’t have watched 300 on the way to work this morning)

Any whoo….
jerm

LAzy lazy update

Hey Goog, or should I call you G-Love?
I had a rather uneventful evening last night as I was so frikkin tired. I was irritable and cranky and an all around asshole. Fuckin Animal crossing…it draws me in. I feel my town would fall apart without me. Then there’s the fish…it’s August 1st in my game so I'm sure there are new fish. AND Gracie Grace has new stuff in after 2-3 months of the same ol same ol… I mean COME ON!!!! But yeah…It calls me from sleeping and lures me into a false sense of living with woodland friends, digging up fossils; catching bugs and fishing goodness… damn those cuties. AND I found out that Jitters is leaving my town. DAMMIT. I like him. He was funny. But I did get a pinwheel from the walrus in town…that was pretty sweet.
The Sims 3 is out now too. I really want to try that. It looks fun, BUT I don’t think my home PC has the sys requirements for it.

Sorry for the boring update, but what are ya gonna do?


jerm