Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.

Hey Goog,

STUMP WATCH: Day Three
You guessed it Goog and Mr. Blogger Thingy… The stump has been redistributed into the local trees and or forest, or as we like to say..I threw it all down over the hill. Last night, the with impending rain looming, I wanted to get the stump out(TWSS) and gone. It was a bit easier than I had thought it would be. There was still the issue of the roots being entwined around large rocks and some that sunk deep into the ground, BUT I prevailed. Just like Chaz Michael Michaels, I refuse to give up. This weekend will consist of getting topsoil and grading the area.

Awesome Jeremy – 1
Bastard Stump - 0


So what shall I Blogger thingy about on this fine rainy day?? I could wax intellectual about how I have and continue to believe that Tupac is still alive , though my wife say’s I'm crazy...But here are some pics
. OR I could try to explain my theory about the act of yawning actually slowing time down and is your body’s way of holding death off for a bit longer, and again…my wife thinks I'm crazy. OR my irrational fear of December of 2012 and the end of the world ? I mean… many apocalyptic prophecies have been right in the past haven’t they ?? I have to prepare…








I’ll talk about… meh, I have nothing today. Funny Signs? or Cute animals?? or maybe The Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009 or maybe some disturbing photos?



So until tomorrow Goog.

And Tupac, if your reading this, I hope your having a great day and you still owe me $20…
jerm

Slow news day.

Happy Friday Goog,
And you know what Friday means…..? My BABY is home tonight. WHOOT. IT’s gonna be awesome. Even though it’s only been like 5 days, it seems like forever. I hate being apart from her and am now counting down the hours until her glorious return. J

So last night, I did nothing….Threw a football around with Smally and jumped on the trampoline with him, BUT other than that, nada. IT’s was relaxing

This month We have our annual canoe trip coming up. It’s on June 20th. We start in Sussex and come do to Apohaque. It’s like 6 to 8 hours full of paddling, drinking, snacks and laughs. When we land in Apohaque, we party the rest of the night away swimming in the pool, BBQ’ing and singing and maybe some poker and LOADS of good stuff. We have the option of camping or packing up at the end and heading home. Now we just have to get a canoe….
It’s the one event that I look forward to every year as I enjoy it SO much. Though this will be my 9th or 10th year, this is the 21st anniversary for it.

What else is up? I have some laundry to do tonight…. And…um….may do some choppin and raking? Um….. yeah. Now a whole hell of a lot.
Did you watch that new tattoo show Tattoo Hi-way? It’s pretty good. Thomas from H&H tattoo and that old A&E show Inked is on it. I watched the first two episodes and it was rather good. I’ll have to keep watching. Ya know it’s a slow news day when I'm talking about TV shows. I mean What the Holy?
OH yeah and Wipeout started again…it’s great as usual….. Ummm…yeah, I’ve got nuthin….

See ya Monday Goog!

My raking brings all the boys to the yard...

It’s Thursday Goog,
The Mrs. is home tomorrow night from her big city livin. WOOO HOOOO

So…what shall it be today Goog and Mr. Blogger thingy? What insights of wisdom can I instill upon the 1 and or two readers that I have? Should I discuss the rise of the Canadian Dollar? Discuss my thoughts on how Fossil Teeth Hint at Animal Adaptation to Global Warming? Or maybe something along the lines of how Bruno ass-cracked and tea-bagged Eminem at the MYV movie award and how, though we did not know at the beginning, but Em was in on it the whole time?

Maybe something like I think I finally cracked with the whole cleaning up the woods around my place. So I went in last night, axe and hatchet in hand off to do my daily due of relaxing. But upon entering the hard to find path…I started looking and said to myself “Self…it’s really messy in here..I have to do something about this” So I walked in further and was really put out by how messy the woods actually are. So I did what any crackpot, shack wacky, wife missing red blooded, precocious young 31 year old boy would do… I went and got a rake .

I raked the shit out of that place, and soon, I had piles of bracken and limbed branches everywhere. And it soon occurred to me that there were two issues with this scenario. 1. I was gonna need another rake and 2. Where would I hide all f this mess? Calling upon my guile and crafty-ness, I pondered. “where could I put the bigger mess that I’ve made?”

Now I know what you’re thinking, “But Jerm, you’re in the woods, just hide it in the woods?”
And that really is the sissy way out. I had ideas of hooking up a trailer to the bike and hauling it out to have a monumental fire, OR maybe finding a landfill…you know, the sensible options, BUT in the end faithful reader(s), I took your advice and hid the woods, …in the woods.

It was surprisingly easy. You, my faithful reader(s) have great ideas.

So Goog and Mr. Bloggy Thingy what did we learn today?
Two rakes are better than one? Stick with a daunting task regardless of the size (insert a “that’s what she said” here)? No, what we learned today was that hiding stuff can be best achieved in the most obvious places.

Until tomorrow

jerm

Mr. Black Thumb

Good day Goog,

Jeremy, Jeremy, bearded and hairy,
How does your garden grow?
I'm gonna plant some shit, just a little bit
And put lots of cow shit all in the rows.[

What do you think Goog? Poet Lauriat type of material?? I know what you’re thinking, “But Jerm, you have black thumbs, how the Holy will you be able to grow anything? Those poor defenseless plants won’t stand a chance you dumb bastard, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO THE ECO SYSTEM???” Come on Goog, you know me better than that? Don’t you? I thought you and Mr. Blogger thingy knew my gardening agenda? Well I guess you don’t, thanks for paying attention, or are you too busy with all of your search engine functions to take notice of the little guy. YOU know what GOOG, You’re a CRUMB BUM!!!!!
There I said it….awwww, come on…..don’t cry….I’m sorry, I was just caught up in the heat of the moment………..Your maps are great? You do a really great job of mappin the shit out of the earth? Yeah? Smile….Hey….I GOT YOUR NOSE!!! I got it…oh. Sorry, that use to be funny. You use to laugh for hours over that Goog. But we’ll talk later. I have to update my one reader of my Mr. bloggy thingy…

SO, stoic reader(s) as you may have guessed due to my blatant rip off of a children’s rhyme, I will be planting tonight. I’m really looking forward to it for two reasons. 1. Do I have the long sought after “green Thumb”? And 2. I get to play in the dirt as an adult and not feel foolish.

My Buddy Muffin is coming by this evening for a beer or two as well and I may introduce him to the wonderful art of Chopping shit up. Being that he’s training to become an MMA fighter, ( a real one, not one like those guys who want to feel tough and say their training for it when in fact the only training they do is watch the Ultimate fighter and tell people about it) But it may inspire him to bump up his training and head into the local woods and or park wielding an axe…for exercise.

Today I have to give a presentation on Ergonomics and I think it’s good. It will consist of me talking and showing some videos and having some handouts. Here is where you Ooooo and Ahhhhhhh….well…if you saw the presentation that I’ve prepared…you would OOoooooooo and Ahhhhhhhhh.

AnyWho Goog and Mr. Blogger thingy… Until tomorrow.

Im friggan sore.....

Good morning Blogger thingy,
So today is a sad day, my baby went to Toronto for the week and left me to fend for myself….I just don’t know how I'm going to cope with having my WHOLE bed to stretch out in. But really, I’ll probably just sleep on her Pillows on the floor.

So my weekend. WHAT the holy!!!! am I tired and sore, and not tired and sore in the good way, well maybe a little, BUT YIKES. Got down in the woods and did allot of chopping and re-allocating of trees and tree parts on Friday, relaxed a bit, may have had a beer…not bad, BUT then Saturday…..my OH my Saturday…..

I’ve come to realize just how much I underestimated incredibly HARD tilling a new garden is. From 8am until about 1:30pm of back breaking, labor intensive, shoulder ripping tilling. OMG!! (That’s right I totally omg’d right there) The pain really didn’t start on Saturday, I was just tired really. SO of course I sauntered down into the woods to do some more chopping with my NEW axe and hatchet.

Taking it upon myself to sharpen them both……..then after about 45 minutes realizing that I failed miserably at it and was using a dull axe and hatchet I conceded and, with a hung head, walked back out of the woods even more tired. BUT again, I wasn’t sore, just tired.

ENTER SUNDAY……HOLY SHIT was I sore when I woke up. I was sore as I walked to the bathroom, I was sore as I ate a bowl of Corn Pops, and I was sore after I got dressed and went for a smoke, BUT I was really sore when I helped my buddy Scott move into his new home for 5 hours…….I was sore

OH and did I mention that I was sore when I got home and after tilling the garden, we had to build the rows….with a hoe…..after moving for five hours……so yeah. I was/am/will be sore. 
What a great weekend it was tho. How was yours?

jerm

Damn Innuendo's

Good morning Internet machine,
Today, I am wearing a grey t-shirt with a stencil of my face painted on it. Why you ask? Because it makes me laugh. Now all I need is a moustache and a mirror and I’ll be in a fit of giggles all day. 
I found out yesterday that Billy Talent has a new album out and as I type this, I'm listening to it now. Also, Iron & Wine
has a new one out too and I’ll be listening to that one tomorrow…probably while I swing the axe, (My wife Carrie, seeing my new and improved Muscle’y forarms
, say’s “So that’s what you’re calling it these days? Swinging an axe?”) I like to think of it as treating myself as an Amusement park
, BUT swinging as axe sounds manlier….I think it’s a size
thing. Swinging a hatchet doesn’t sound as impressive. BUT needless to say, when I say I'm in the woods, swinging an axe, I’m hitting and pulling wood…..wait, I mean, I'm pulling logs and trying not to get sap on my hands….…wait…..(still sounds bad) I'm cutting and redistributing trees and tree parts.. DAMN Axe swinging innuendo….
I did a bit of drawing last night BUT have not brought it to scan…I forgot. I was thinking of scanning and posting a progression of the image but …meh, who knows. I’m almost forcing myself to draw these days and it’s a struggle, but it’s the same with writing...the only writing I do is on this blogger machine thingy. I’ll keep at it though..I need to have a consistency and something to focus on that’s not a television

jerm

Whiney Bitch

Good morning Internet,
So, how shall I begin my daily diatribe today? Positive? Quirky? Pet peeves? Yeah, let’s go with that one. One of my pet peeves is ……not having any pet peeves. DAMMIT, why can’t I be a whiney bitch about things like half of the world’s population. I mean, if I complained more I believe that I would get what I want, whenever I want, BUT Instead, I don’t complain about a whole hell of a lot and …I have everything I want….wait, that doesn’t work….? I have a beautiful wife and two great sons, a roof over my head, use of all my extremities…a great job, and great friends, an IQ of more then but not really equal to 87…I can read some and write a little, I can do maths AND remember to carry the two and have a healthy meal or two on a daily basis, I have holidays and great weekends, I can draw a little and have access to a whole slew of different varieties of music…I have a great pair of boots and a mean left hook. I'm not noticeably disfigured in any way at first glance and really am not a hideous fucking C.H.U.D in low lighting….. So..If I complained more….Would I get more? OR would I Lose most of it?
And that reminds me, how the holy do these Douchbags get away with it??

So last night, you guessed it, I wandered off into the woods again Axe slung over my shoulder, ear buds in place and began a chop-tastic adventure. GOOD times. I don’t fell healthy trees, it’s more cosmetic then anything. I take trees down that are dead but have not fallen, and take trees that have fallen and chop them into bite size pieces. IT’s rather cathardic….
jerm

Fly's arent a'scared of axe's.....TV lied to me.

Good morning Mr. Internet,

SO I suppose you want to know about my evening last night huh?? Nose'y bastards, HOWEVER, I’ll indulge your curiosity, BUT don’t think I'm this nice all of the time cause I’m NOT, and it’s not as though I have nothing better to do because I ….well, All’s I’m saying is that your probably here to hear about the latest celebrity gossip, like….Aqua is making a comeback? Or that Annie Leibovitz is Bankrupt, or maybe that celebs are against or for H8?? I don’t even know what the hell H8 is cause I didn’t read the article, just gleaned the headlines, BUT it must be good/bad if the celebs are talking about it….?

So yeah, last night, I trudged into the woods again with an Axe and hatchet and went to work. I was swinging those mutha Ucka’s like mad, HOWEVER, I think I was pissing of the the black fly’s and mosquito’s as they were attacking me. Ya ever see in cartoons when Bees swarm the silly dog because he dropped an anvil on their lil friend who was out drinking the night before and met what he thought were hookers but were undercover tranny cops.. Well, you know when the bees make shapes en mass and chase said anvil dropping dog… Well that was me in the woods, and let me tell ya…an axe is not a good way of getting rid of black fly’s….that’s all I’ll say. (and before you ask, NO they did not swarm into the shape of a sword or an axe and challenge me to a duel………)

Did some drawing last night, still working out the kinks as I don’t really know what I'm doing BUT here is the pic in question.

jerm

My day yesterday.

Good morning Mr. Google Machine,
Today, we shall talk about what?? Any thoughts?....Me? well, that’s none of your business.., no, but it was…Don’t call me that! I TOLD YOU..I DIDN”T EAT YOUR PEPPERONI!!! YA Dink!

So yeah, I did some drawing last night and it was good, not great but good. I came across this amazing artist on http://www.conceptart.org/ named Mike Butkis. (the peice on the left is inspired by his work) Wow, simply amazing artist, a banner that all artist should rally behind and learn from. I can’t get over his understanding of realism and anatomy. He’s a portrait artist, as well and an illustrator, as well as an amazing concept artist.. I’ll be watching his art for a long time. I have some of Smally's drawings as well....AMAZING stuff....

Also, in one of my sporadic whims and my forever need to get fit and in shape BUT never following though, I did some exercising last night. Now, I know what your saying, “Jeremy, you look great and awesome and you don’t need to exercise, maybe do a few sit ups once in awhile or maybe a push up or two….ok, and you may want to work on that gut and the muffin top, and your breathing seems really bad, and I see your developing some kankles, so the next thing will be a fronter where you look down in the shower and can’t see your dick….. SO Exercise huh? Good for you” I know your thinking that….

But yeah, I didn’t jog or go for a bike ride or do a push up, or even a sit up, I got an axe, some music, and went into the woods. I spent about an hour and a half just cleaning up the trails we have behind the house. Clearing up old dead logs, taking down dead trees, things like that… it was awesome….

So yeah….Same time Tomorrow??
jerm

Ryans Studio

Remember a few weeks ago, I did a photo shoot because Ryan needed someone fat to pose for him, WELL, here are two images of the studio with 3 prints up.

Smally's Good time big fun drawing Mania

Good morning Mr. Blogger,


So, I got my drawing on with Smally last night and it was awesome. He drew a monster ravaging everything, poor lil blue people didn’t stand a chance after Smally gave the monster fire…. Poor poor bastards.



And I, as you may have guessed drew another monster guy/thingy/fella, BUT I didn’t draw his legs as I was unsure as to how I wanted them to look. Meh, if’s he’s gotten by this long with being an eater of all things meat, he can manage without legs….or can he…??? (insert suspenseful music here)


I think I’m gonna include some old art in here as well for no reason in particular, BUT what ones will I add?? With me there always seems to be a question with many choices. Should I add skulls? Should I add more monsters, Do I have anything that’s not either of the previously mentioned???? Shit, I don’t know…I drew a flower once many years ago.
Screw it, I’ll add skulls and monsters. You know it’s all FTW!


jerm

Drawing with Smally

K...where's that picture poster/maker button switch.....?

Good morning Blogger machine,
Well, let me see. I, last night, was again drawing. Can you believe it. After a few month drought, I’m back at it and let me tell you Blogger, it feel’s some good. I’m beginning to feel the onset of that right hand middle finger caulis, OH how I’ve missed it. It just feels so good to be back at it, sketching and scribbling in my lack-luster sort of way. So I drew a monster fella big guy thingy. I love working on anatomy, be it exaggerated or not, it’s just fun to feel the flow of the muscle and line weight fall out of your pencil.

My son Keelan and I are gonna rock out some images this evening and I can’t wait. I’ll have to post the fruits of our labor tomorrow. His and mine. He’s 8 years old and is already better then I was at 12. Keelan, who from here on out will be known as Smally, has a future in the trade. At 6 he understood perspective and now has a really good grasp of shading, (still working on highlights tho) Smally loves to draw more than me, BUT he loves the trampoline more, especially when I’m bouncing on it with him. Imagine it, my fat ass of 220 lbs and Smally’s 60 pound frame??? I make him bounce higher then I am tall and it’s funny as hell. He loves getting air, and you should see his front flips.

But yeah, I’m learning to draw, Smally is learning to draw and this blogger machine digital newspaper thingy may end up being about drawing more than writing which was my original plan… or maybe both?!?!!

Also…I’d like to give a big Shout out to MS WORD’s Spell checker. Your awesome and you help me make less mistakes.

Until tomorrow
jerm

Drawing and movies

Good morning Google Machine,
So what will the topic of interest be today?? Hmmm?? I could discuss the disgusting length my hair is getting? Hippy like in fact. I could talk about some movies I want to see this year such as,
“District 9” (http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/district9/ )
OR “Must read after my death”
(http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/mustreadaftermydeath/ )
“Moon” (http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/moon/ )
or…one more….
“Special” (http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/special )

These are def on my must watch list. They all look so good. District 9 puts an interesting view on prejudice and racism. “Must read after my Death” allows a look into decades of video and audio of family strife and resolve. But “Moon” and “Special” take a look at mental illness and the way the mind will fuck you over and piss on you while you’re venerable… Just watch the trailers I’ve linked to different Google machine pages.

SO, I did some drawing last night after a long slump/hiatus. I was chatting with my buddy Pat yesterday and ….he just has this knack for inspiring me to draw, or at the very least, planting the seed of interest. So I drew this monster/alien thingy and it turned out OK. It just felt good to draw. Like anything I do, by the end of it, I was sweating and out of breath…and my hand was cramped….funny, there was even a mess to clean up, but it was only eraser shavings.I’f I knew how to put pictures on the Blogger machine, I’d put it up for you all to ooooo and ahhhhh over, BUT I don’t know the secrets of it yet…
Till Tomorrow.
jerm

Wait...what does this button do...?

My 4 day weekend.

Good morning nobody in particular,How was your weekend? Mine you ask? Well, it was AWESOME.
Friday: Woke up early, Carrie and I went into town to pick up our rental, a Pontiac G5, not bad. The seats were bucket’y. I mowed some of the lawn, jumped on some of the tramampoline and had an all around good Friday.

Saturday: Hit the road for Halifax, made a few stops along the way, coffee, bathrooms and such. Got to Hali, checked into our room, dropped off our stuff, got into the elevator and there was a fella there. Red plaid pants, Black Wife beater and a Purple Top Hat. The randomness was staggering. We then got some food’eroo and then hit the tattoo convention. I felt like I had finally come home… Checked out the booths, Checked out artists, smelled some brandings going on, made me want BBQ, then stayed around for the Rob Hill Side show. It was more funny then anything. HE did the face skewer bit, the block head bit and his fire breathing was awesome. Had a boy of 6 staple a 5 dollar bill to his stomach. Good times.After that, we hit my buddy Steve’s for some BBQ and it was great. Good food, good people. That night Carrie and I hit a movie, Angels and demons, and then called it a night.

Sunday: Woke up, went for a stroll, hit the Freak Lunchbox and then made out way home.

Monday: Chilled out for a bit, Went to our good Friends Waylon and Kelly’s for some BBQ and had some laughs and some drinks and hit the road again for home. Relaxed the rest of the evening and here I am today…. Another work week…
Meh, see ya tomorrow.

Books and nothing

So, here we are, it’s Thursday, and Im off for 4 DAYS. Chill out on Friday, Tattoo convention in Halifax on Saturday, BBQ with my buddy Steve and the fam on Sunday, and Monday is still up in the air being a holiday and all. I am looking forward to the weekend tho. I look forward to getting into the “Freak Lunchbox”, the most wonderful confectionary store I’ve ever had the privilege of getting into, and also, Seeing what kind of jewelry they have at the convention. Excitement.

So yesterday, I mentioned that I’s maybe talk about books, and I know what your thinking..” Jeremy, you’ve changed your mind havn’t you?? YOU DINK!” But alas, I have not. It’s nice to see that you have so much faith in me. It’s YOU google machine that is the “Dink” as it were…are….is?! yeah.

SO, What do I like to read you ask? Well, it kind of runs the gambit of authors and genera. So I’ll just start with some Books that I really like shall I??
Lamb: The Gospel according to Biff, Christ’s childhood pal. By Christopher MooreThis is one of those books that makes you LOL and also, like movies, make you quote lines from it. You know how in the bible, Jesus goes from being a Kid to an adult in like one page? Well this fills in those 29 years that we miss out on.Jesus and Biff go on a search for the 3 wise men who had come to see him at his birth so he can learn how to become the savior. Really, to sum it up, 3 things: The creation of Sarcasm, Concubines, and Jesus and Biff become Kung Fu Masters….

World War Z: An Oral history of the Zombie war By Max Brooks (Mel Brooks’es son)This book is brilliant. Written as an oral history, it is the first person accounts of the survival of the Great Zombie Invasion. As it’s TOO much to write, but not something you should miss out on if your interested. Wiki has a shit load of stuff on it. Have a look at the cast for the audio book…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z

And one more…. Hmm…? Harry Potter? Septimus Heap? Artimus Fowl? LotR? Fight Club? or better Yet Survivor? Meh, who knows…BUT I have to get to work so I’ll see yas all on mon…no, Tuesday.

F*#kin mouth breathers

Good morning Google machine, I hope you slept well. Though I’m sure that you, being the internet machine would have a hard time sleeping, what with all the fuckin mouth breathers (ala Randall Graves), the drunken email sending and the query results for a wholesome Tiawana Donkey show. When Al Gore invented you, he should have thought of an off switch….BUT wait, Al Gore didn’t invent you?!?!, but he did invent global warming (so I read on a T-shirt and T-shirts don’t lie)

So the weekend is nearly upon us again, I really like how it reoccurs every 4 or 5 days, and this weekend is the Maritime tattoo convention. Should be a good do. My wife and I were lucky to get a room as there is the annual Bluenose marathon happening in Halifax this weekend too. I’ll be sure to post the results of the weekend and if I figure out the bloggy thingy, maybe a pic or two.

SO, while writing about having nothing to write about yesterday, I started to remember other old shows I loved watching as a kid. Let me lay some on you, see if your picking up what I’m putting down.

So first, I know you’ll remember “The Gummi Bears” I FUCKIN LOVED that show. I still know most of the theme song. I think I really liked those Disney cartoons, like Tailspin, Ducktails, but also other Classics such as Astro Boy (which was based in the year 2000), He-Man and G.I. Joe. I remember I use to watch when I first woke up two shows in particular. One was The Wizard of OZ cartoon that was done in the 60’s. that show was MESSED. But OH so good for a developing young mind.
Here’s the theme song for you..he he he

They're three sad souls, Oh me, oh my,
No brains, no heart, He's much too shy.
But never mind you three,
Here's the Wizard as you can see.
He'll fix that one, two, three
In that funny place called the world of Oz.

Oh the world of Oz is a funny, funny place
Where everyone has a funny, funny face.
All the streets are paved with gold,
And no one ever grows old.
In that funny land lives the Wizard of Oz.


.........................................My my my… my head is spinning…


Also, the Mighty Hercules…I still have that fawn Newton saying “Get him Hurc, Get him…”stuck in my head and it’s been like 25 years since I’ve seen that show.

These were the best shows to me as a 6 year old, back when animation was different, not all cartoons looked like American bastardised versions of Anime which floods the T.V box today. Those were the days.

But enough of that, I’ve got shit to do and pages to build. I think tomorrow, I’ll write about books. Or maybe later today.

YCDTOTV

SO the same ol. The same ol what you may ask? The same ol Overcast sky? No, the Same ol rainbow colored slinky sitting in my peripheral vision to the left? No. The same ol Jesus Christ car air freshener that smells like purification? No. …The same ol Same Ol? Well maybe? It’s the same ol same ol of what will I dazzle you with today? Well, dazzle is to strong of a word. I look at the word dazzle as though I’m watching a clown juggling 3 eggs and a pomegranate, blind folded while kittens in tutu’s circle him with cute little kitten sized torches in their mouths waiting for him to drop the 3rd smallest egg so they can blaze that fucker up…And the clown, known now at Sleeter, would be sweating and really ….really ….scared………………………he loved those kittens once upon a time.

I also attribute the word Dazzle with something like “Jazz hands” or that old show "Circle square ranch", both fucked in their own regard, but like a train wreck, you cant turn away. Do youse remember that show "Size small" with the old woman who whistled when she spoke and the dancing wagon wheel and dancing record? WTF? Or that show “The Poka dot Door”? Pokeroo was FUCKED. Come to think of it, allot of the shows we watched as kids were messed.

I really loved “You can’t do that on television” The Terry Gilliam inspired opening theme intro… The cast saying “I don’t know” and green slime would fall from the heavens and cover them. Or when they said the word 'water', the same effect but with water…not slime. I remember so many of those show’s and scenes.. There was one in particular that I always had to laugh over. The bathroom skits where the father would be finishing up and the kids would be forced to go in and try to survive the smell he left behind…well on one show, the boy, Adam Reid I think, said that there was no toilet paper left and complained to him mom. She in turn gave him 3-4 squares to use. He looked at her incredulously and said that “it was not enough” and “Mom” in her wisdom simply told him to use both sides….. NOW THAT WAS QUALITY CHILDRENS PROGRAMMING!

Here is a link to the page with the cast bio’s.
http://www.ycdtotv.com/cast/index.php?p=bios
Adam is directly below Les Lye “the man in the back” and Alanis Morissette is Bottom row, one to the right of the center if you care..

So back to my original question…What will I blogger thingy about today? Well, it's overcast today.

Well, I guess I have nothing. Maybe I will tomorrow?

A few things including a link to photos.

The weekend has come and left yet again, and yet again it found it pleasant and relaxing. Another Mother’s day has passed and gratitude and praise has been given to mothers all around the world. Speaking for myself and maybe one or two others, it really should be more then one day a year. Not only do mothers have to be patient, kind and understanding, they have to be disciplinarians, teachers and also have to put up with shitless lay about husbands. There is allot for a mother to shoulder and all we do is give them one day a year to show gratitude? BUT enough of my brownie point diatribe…

So as I mentioned, last week, I did a photo shoot and some of the many photo’s can be found here. http://shuttercreative.ca/jeremy (sorry about having to make you link to it, but I’m Google machine inept) They turned out OK, MIND you if Ryan Lavigne wasn’t such a good photographer, Im sure they’d look like shit.

This weekend, Im really looking forward to. My wife and I as well as some new friends are going to the Maritime tattoo festival (http://www.maritimetattoofestival.com/) I’ve not bee to a good tattoo festival for almost 10 years. It was the Down East tattoo convention in Portland ME. Good times. I think I had one small tattoo way back then. So cute. While there, I’ll be looking for a BRAND NEW 4 guage barbell for my septum as I believe I mentioned in my previous posts.

Well, not too much today so until tomorrow, or maybe later today… lata.

Photoshoot

SO just a short rare update today. Did the photoshoot last night with My buddy Ivon Gaudet and also Ryan Lavigne. IT was a really good time and when I figure out how to post images on Blogger, I’ll post some.

In the meantime, His website where you can view his work is http://www.shuttercreative.ca/Awesome stuff there. You’ll have to have a look.

Also, He introduced me to some new music. DJ Z-Trip. He’s a mash up artist like Girl talk but I’ve never heard him before. Really talented. Imma keep listening.

What keeps me sane through the day.

So…tonight’s the night, and no, not when the teddy bears have their picknick… When I break away from this humdrum 9-5 working existence and fly to the stratosphere…or should I say Status-phere. Modeling people….Modeling

Soon, I’ll join the ranks of Mr. Page 255 (item C) in the Sears 2008 Fun in the sun catalogue. From there I could go on to grace the alternate images for a slightly bigger, but not as widespread parent company magazine. After that, I’ll get various offers to be in local leaflets and maybe a pamphlet or two, BUT by that time, I’ll have let the fame go to my head and have turned them all down as they will be beneath me, I’ll develop a pixie stick addiction, shower even less then I do now and finally grace the pages of the National enquirer as the poster boy for hemorrhoid medication. I should get an agent to bail me out of jail when the time comes….But really…I’ll probably just have new nice photos for avatars on my blogger page or a sexy Christmas card to send to my mom.….

So today, I want to share with you something of my everyday. The internet machine and the places I visit daily. These sites make me smile and laugh and when possible …think.
First…
http://digg.com/As per the site….”Digg is a place for people to discover and share content from anywhere on the web. From the biggest online destinations to the most obscure blog"

http://pictureisunrelated.com/Various WTF pictures and funnily enoughs.

http://thisisphotobomb.com/Random people sneaking into photo’s of strangers

http://www.allornothingtattoo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2158A forum of people posting bad tattoo’s. Start at page one and just go from there. Be sitting as some are hilarious.

http://www.daisyowl.com/One of the best online comics I’ve ever read..and YES, I have read Penny arcade.

http://failblog.org/My hourly staple. I love this site so much, BUT there’s more. Along the top where it say’s “more lol’s” you can look at cute dogs and cats, funny news thingy’s and engrish goodness.

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/
Now as I am in the “biz”, I love looking at photoshoped work that people fuck up so badly that it’s gets posted to a whitty blog.

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
Updated every Sunday, there is some very beautiful and sad stuff here that strangers are sharing with the world. It really makes you appreciate what you have.

Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead or undead, is purely coincidental.