Website Hilarity!

Good morning Goog
How was your evening last night? Mouth breathers and lonely WOW players keeping you up all night? I betcha they were.

You know what I love?? Laughing. My Buddy Pat sent me this website yesterday morning and I’ve been laughing since. Texts from last night is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! Some of them, I was laughing so hard that my ab’s hurt, even through all of those layers of protective laugh proof fat, they still hurt. Here are a few nuggets of hilarity….

(504): My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life

And
(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

And
(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.

With witty comic book like banter such as this….IT makes ME want to stay classy San Diego. And no…I don’t mean it makes me want to be a whale’s Vagina… speaking of which…another of those wonderful texts…

(732): I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.

That is Oscar wild like goodness… I mean …Come on, Funny shit.

Also, I’ve been listening to Ale3xisonfire’s new album…Wow. Not too bad at all. I love the track “The Northern”. Dallas Green’s voice makes wet.

So…short update, BUT there you are…OH, and Two for the road…

(704): she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
And
(732): You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.




jerm