Spectacular like boobs

SO it has been awhile and I may have a thing or two to report, though, Off the top of my head..i can’t really recall what they may be??!!??

There are people outside right now washing the seemingly miles of windows of this building and for some reason…I can’t stop watching. It’s menial labor that can’t be very much fun, but hey…at least their outside.

So this past week? I played Golf with come colleagues(sp?) from work and actually Par’ed a hole by myself. It was a par 4, 235 yards and SHABLAZIM…I owned that hole like a pimp owns a hooker. It was spectacular. Spectacular, like morning wood that you can hang an oompa Loompa off of after he’s eaten POUNDS of chocolate. Spectacular like finding $20 in an old jacket….Spectacular like boobs….Fucking spectacular.

Also, as you are aware, I now have tattoo gear and following the sage advice of the TV and alphabits that could only say “oooooooooooo”, I tattoo’d myself. Let me tell you…tattooing one’s self is not as easy as you may think…For instance, the act or drawing or writing(who does that anymore), one typically has two hands on a piece of paper, the same goes for tattooing. You hold the machine in one hand, (my right) and you hold and stretch the skin with the other (my left) . SO with the use of only one hand as I was tattooing my left forearm….all hell broke loose. I now have a nautical star that looks as though it was crafted from hamburger and was recalled because of bot worms infesting it… jinkies.
But alas..I am happy with it as it is my first tattoo EVER and it was done with love…..and because the alphabits told me too….ooooooooooooOOOOooOOOoOoo

This weekend, Our annual work summer party takes place. Tomorrow actually and if all goes well, I should be good and plenty’d tomorrow night watching fireworks trying to remember who I sold my pants too. Fingers crossed.

I’ve got to get to work, so until next time, Be good to yourself, and each other.

Have a good one Goog,