Good morning Goog
How was your evening last night? Mouth breathers and lonely WOW players keeping you up all night? I betcha they were.
You know what I love?? Laughing. My Buddy Pat sent me this website yesterday morning and I’ve been laughing since. Texts from last night is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! Some of them, I was laughing so hard that my ab’s hurt, even through all of those layers of protective laugh proof fat, they still hurt. Here are a few nuggets of hilarity….
(504): My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
And
(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
And
(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.
With witty comic book like banter such as this….IT makes ME want to stay classy San Diego. And no…I don’t mean it makes me want to be a whale’s Vagina… speaking of which…another of those wonderful texts…
(732): I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
That is Oscar wild like goodness… I mean …Come on, Funny shit.
Also, I’ve been listening to Ale3xisonfire’s new album…Wow. Not too bad at all. I love the track “The Northern”. Dallas Green’s voice makes wet.
So…short update, BUT there you are…OH, and Two for the road…
(704): she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
And
(732): You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
jerm
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
More nothing...Am I losing my steam??
Hey Goog
How was your evening last night? Mine was not too bad. Played the Sims 3 for a bit, did about 5 min of sketching, helped Smally with his new video game thingy, weeded the garden and a whole lotta nothing else. But the crappy thing is…My hunny is sick today.
I have vacation coming up next and I'm looking forward to going camping. We’ll be hitting Shediac
next Thursday or Friday and doing a fair amount of swimming at Parlee Beach. I think I'm gonna need a Snorkel and mask.
Ya know…with this rain, I'm not use to being indoors doing nothing. I love being out in the yard, fiddling around with chopping, or trampoline’in, or whatever….It kinda really sucks. This weekend, I’m thinking of hitting the Bluffs with a bunch of people, or a few, AND if their all up for it, maybe shoot some pics at Quiddy falls?
Anyone?? Huh???
Any way goog, I’ll chat atcha tomorow
jerm
How was your evening last night? Mine was not too bad. Played the Sims 3 for a bit, did about 5 min of sketching, helped Smally with his new video game thingy, weeded the garden and a whole lotta nothing else. But the crappy thing is…My hunny is sick today.
I have vacation coming up next and I'm looking forward to going camping. We’ll be hitting Shediac
next Thursday or Friday and doing a fair amount of swimming at Parlee Beach. I think I'm gonna need a Snorkel and mask.
Ya know…with this rain, I'm not use to being indoors doing nothing. I love being out in the yard, fiddling around with chopping, or trampoline’in, or whatever….It kinda really sucks. This weekend, I’m thinking of hitting the Bluffs with a bunch of people, or a few, AND if their all up for it, maybe shoot some pics at Quiddy falls?
Anyone?? Huh???
Any way goog, I’ll chat atcha tomorow
jerm
Monday, June 22, 2009
lazy post
Good Morning Goog,
SO , father’s day weekend. It was good.
Saturday, Up early, two beers before I get into the river for the annual canoe trip. Good times. 6 to 8 hours on the river, 12 beers, no buzz, let alone drunk. Kept pulling drunk people out of the water so they wouldn’t drown, Sang I'm on a boat about 50 times…or parts of it anyway. Had some BBQ, had too many laughs at other’s expenses and when home early as sober as when I had woke up. But that was a good thing. I could elaborate more on it, but I really don’t feel like writing today so use your imagination.
Sunday, RELAXED. Got some great FD cards and gifts, had some beers and did a whole lotta nuthin.
jerm
SO , father’s day weekend. It was good.
Saturday, Up early, two beers before I get into the river for the annual canoe trip. Good times. 6 to 8 hours on the river, 12 beers, no buzz, let alone drunk. Kept pulling drunk people out of the water so they wouldn’t drown, Sang I'm on a boat about 50 times…or parts of it anyway. Had some BBQ, had too many laughs at other’s expenses and when home early as sober as when I had woke up. But that was a good thing. I could elaborate more on it, but I really don’t feel like writing today so use your imagination.
Sunday, RELAXED. Got some great FD cards and gifts, had some beers and did a whole lotta nuthin.
jerm
Friday, June 19, 2009
a whole lotta nuthin!
Good Morning Goog,
So what’s happinin in the magical world of me? Today is the last day of school for Smally… I'm really excited for him. I broke my new axe…so that’s what?... 2 in as many weeks? I now own the Sims 3 and am building a replica of my house in the game….Ummmm, what else? Some of the damn crows got into our peas and beans...Damn crows… and then there is this weekend..
SO..Annual Canoe trip tomorrow BUT it’s suppose to rain, I mean…COME ON. I wanted to make t-shirts for the occasion, inspired by the Lonely Island’s “I'm on a boat” and have some laughs. I wanted to get alcohol poisoning, tip my canoe and vomit in the river to lure in the lamper eel’s to their doom…..I wanted to stand up and pee off of the back. Well, there is always next year.
So instead we’ll party like it’s 1999…But without the paranoia of a apocalyptic Robot uprising…But I’ve not ruled out Zombies. Fuckin Zack will show up any day now.
Well…Not big updates today BUT at least youse got sumpthin bitches.
jerm
So what’s happinin in the magical world of me? Today is the last day of school for Smally… I'm really excited for him. I broke my new axe…so that’s what?... 2 in as many weeks? I now own the Sims 3 and am building a replica of my house in the game….Ummmm, what else? Some of the damn crows got into our peas and beans...Damn crows… and then there is this weekend..
SO..Annual Canoe trip tomorrow BUT it’s suppose to rain, I mean…COME ON. I wanted to make t-shirts for the occasion, inspired by the Lonely Island’s “I'm on a boat” and have some laughs. I wanted to get alcohol poisoning, tip my canoe and vomit in the river to lure in the lamper eel’s to their doom…..I wanted to stand up and pee off of the back. Well, there is always next year.
So instead we’ll party like it’s 1999…But without the paranoia of a apocalyptic Robot uprising…But I’ve not ruled out Zombies. Fuckin Zack will show up any day now.
Well…Not big updates today BUT at least youse got sumpthin bitches.
jerm
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Muffin Top?
Hey Goog,
So today’s bloggy thingy McJiggy…I really have a low key humdrum life so there aren’t much musings or goings on’s….Hmmmmm….?
I split wood last night and that was awesome. I can defiantly feel the difference in all of this exercise that I’ve been doing. It’s amazing. I'm still a fat ass BUT a fat ass with a strong grip and a slightly smaller muffin top. Speaking of Muffin top….I saw a fella this morning while getting coffee who took muffin top to a whole new level. My Wife, Ryan
(my cousin) were about to pull away from Tim Hortons and low and behold a fella walks past Ryan’s SUV. He didn’t have a muffin top…he had what I claimed to be a mushroom top. It was interesting to see…. I mean…I kept thinking of Smurf houses when I saw him… Also, I purchased the Sims 3. I’ve not played it yet but it does look really good. I can choose to be evil and become a town overlord. That should be fun
This weekend is the annual canoe trip. I’m rate stoked about it. Get my canoe on, get my drink on, get some swimming on, get my vomit on… Fun for all the family. Also, there has been a little 9 hole golf course set up so I’m thinking of looking for a left handed 5 iron or some shit for the hell of it.
I’ll keep you posted. Any who.
Your quote today:
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
jerm
So today’s bloggy thingy McJiggy…I really have a low key humdrum life so there aren’t much musings or goings on’s….Hmmmmm….?
I split wood last night and that was awesome. I can defiantly feel the difference in all of this exercise that I’ve been doing. It’s amazing. I'm still a fat ass BUT a fat ass with a strong grip and a slightly smaller muffin top. Speaking of Muffin top….I saw a fella this morning while getting coffee who took muffin top to a whole new level. My Wife, Ryan
(my cousin) were about to pull away from Tim Hortons and low and behold a fella walks past Ryan’s SUV. He didn’t have a muffin top…he had what I claimed to be a mushroom top. It was interesting to see…. I mean…I kept thinking of Smurf houses when I saw him… Also, I purchased the Sims 3. I’ve not played it yet but it does look really good. I can choose to be evil and become a town overlord. That should be fun
This weekend is the annual canoe trip. I’m rate stoked about it. Get my canoe on, get my drink on, get some swimming on, get my vomit on… Fun for all the family. Also, there has been a little 9 hole golf course set up so I’m thinking of looking for a left handed 5 iron or some shit for the hell of it.
I’ll keep you posted. Any who.
Your quote today:
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
jerm
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Captain Spaulding is the only clown I like
Hey Goog,
How was your evening last night? Mine was pretty darn good. Remember Stump Watch? The first one? Well, all that is left of that project is grass seed. You guessed it. I’ve gotten all of the top soil that I need and now to seed, to seed, to seed. However, My Love, (who is going to Toronto….again, on our anniversary TOMORROW) may want to plant wild flowers there which would be lovely.
I’ve also, last night, discovered the beautiful and relaxing art of splitting wood. OMG… it is so satisfying… I mean, now I feel I know why executioners put so much love and devotion into their work. Bringing that hard steal down on a mass that will inevitably split and crack…..pure bliss. I would totally put the “cute” in execute!!
Also, for the maybe 5th time, I watched “ the Devils rejects ” I simply love this movie. A small town family on the run from the law. It shows the bonds and ties that bind families together..and those same bonds on the occasional cheerleader taken from the cellar. Rob Zombie is an amazing visionary when it comes to imagery and settings for film. God bless that man.
I love Otis’s quote
“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”
And Spaulding’s quote when he steels the car from a mother and son…
“Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: [shakes head crying]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Jamie: [continues crying]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: All right, now get your fuckin' ass out the car, go on yayayayayaya
That’s Shakespeare kind of stuff right there…
While watching this, I did a lil’ doodle.
Any whoo….
jerm
How was your evening last night? Mine was pretty darn good. Remember Stump Watch? The first one? Well, all that is left of that project is grass seed. You guessed it. I’ve gotten all of the top soil that I need and now to seed, to seed, to seed. However, My Love, (who is going to Toronto….again, on our anniversary TOMORROW) may want to plant wild flowers there which would be lovely.
I’ve also, last night, discovered the beautiful and relaxing art of splitting wood. OMG… it is so satisfying… I mean, now I feel I know why executioners put so much love and devotion into their work. Bringing that hard steal down on a mass that will inevitably split and crack…..pure bliss. I would totally put the “cute” in execute!!
Also, for the maybe 5th time, I watched “ the Devils rejects ” I simply love this movie. A small town family on the run from the law. It shows the bonds and ties that bind families together..and those same bonds on the occasional cheerleader taken from the cellar. Rob Zombie is an amazing visionary when it comes to imagery and settings for film. God bless that man.
I love Otis’s quote
“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”
And Spaulding’s quote when he steels the car from a mother and son…
“Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: [shakes head crying]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Jamie: [continues crying]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: All right, now get your fuckin' ass out the car, go on yayayayayaya
That’s Shakespeare kind of stuff right there…
While watching this, I did a lil’ doodle.
Any whoo….
jerm
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