Good Morning Goog,
So what’s happinin in the magical world of me? Today is the last day of school for Smally… I'm really excited for him. I broke my new axe…so that’s what?... 2 in as many weeks? I now own the Sims 3 and am building a replica of my house in the game….Ummmm, what else? Some of the damn crows got into our peas and beans...Damn crows… and then there is this weekend..
SO..Annual Canoe trip tomorrow BUT it’s suppose to rain, I mean…COME ON. I wanted to make t-shirts for the occasion, inspired by the Lonely Island’s “I'm on a boat” and have some laughs. I wanted to get alcohol poisoning, tip my canoe and vomit in the river to lure in the lamper eel’s to their doom…..I wanted to stand up and pee off of the back. Well, there is always next year.
So instead we’ll party like it’s 1999…But without the paranoia of a apocalyptic Robot uprising…But I’ve not ruled out Zombies. Fuckin Zack will show up any day now.
Well…Not big updates today BUT at least youse got sumpthin bitches.
jerm
Friday, June 19, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Muffin Top?
Hey Goog,
So today’s bloggy thingy McJiggy…I really have a low key humdrum life so there aren’t much musings or goings on’s….Hmmmmm….?
I split wood last night and that was awesome. I can defiantly feel the difference in all of this exercise that I’ve been doing. It’s amazing. I'm still a fat ass BUT a fat ass with a strong grip and a slightly smaller muffin top. Speaking of Muffin top….I saw a fella this morning while getting coffee who took muffin top to a whole new level. My Wife, Ryan
(my cousin) were about to pull away from Tim Hortons and low and behold a fella walks past Ryan’s SUV. He didn’t have a muffin top…he had what I claimed to be a mushroom top. It was interesting to see…. I mean…I kept thinking of Smurf houses when I saw him… Also, I purchased the Sims 3. I’ve not played it yet but it does look really good. I can choose to be evil and become a town overlord. That should be fun
This weekend is the annual canoe trip. I’m rate stoked about it. Get my canoe on, get my drink on, get some swimming on, get my vomit on… Fun for all the family. Also, there has been a little 9 hole golf course set up so I’m thinking of looking for a left handed 5 iron or some shit for the hell of it.
I’ll keep you posted. Any who.
Your quote today:
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
jerm
So today’s bloggy thingy McJiggy…I really have a low key humdrum life so there aren’t much musings or goings on’s….Hmmmmm….?
I split wood last night and that was awesome. I can defiantly feel the difference in all of this exercise that I’ve been doing. It’s amazing. I'm still a fat ass BUT a fat ass with a strong grip and a slightly smaller muffin top. Speaking of Muffin top….I saw a fella this morning while getting coffee who took muffin top to a whole new level. My Wife, Ryan
(my cousin) were about to pull away from Tim Hortons and low and behold a fella walks past Ryan’s SUV. He didn’t have a muffin top…he had what I claimed to be a mushroom top. It was interesting to see…. I mean…I kept thinking of Smurf houses when I saw him… Also, I purchased the Sims 3. I’ve not played it yet but it does look really good. I can choose to be evil and become a town overlord. That should be fun
This weekend is the annual canoe trip. I’m rate stoked about it. Get my canoe on, get my drink on, get some swimming on, get my vomit on… Fun for all the family. Also, there has been a little 9 hole golf course set up so I’m thinking of looking for a left handed 5 iron or some shit for the hell of it.
I’ll keep you posted. Any who.
Your quote today:
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
jerm
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Captain Spaulding is the only clown I like
Hey Goog,
How was your evening last night? Mine was pretty darn good. Remember Stump Watch? The first one? Well, all that is left of that project is grass seed. You guessed it. I’ve gotten all of the top soil that I need and now to seed, to seed, to seed. However, My Love, (who is going to Toronto….again, on our anniversary TOMORROW) may want to plant wild flowers there which would be lovely.
I’ve also, last night, discovered the beautiful and relaxing art of splitting wood. OMG… it is so satisfying… I mean, now I feel I know why executioners put so much love and devotion into their work. Bringing that hard steal down on a mass that will inevitably split and crack…..pure bliss. I would totally put the “cute” in execute!!
Also, for the maybe 5th time, I watched “ the Devils rejects ” I simply love this movie. A small town family on the run from the law. It shows the bonds and ties that bind families together..and those same bonds on the occasional cheerleader taken from the cellar. Rob Zombie is an amazing visionary when it comes to imagery and settings for film. God bless that man.
I love Otis’s quote
“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”
And Spaulding’s quote when he steels the car from a mother and son…
“Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: [shakes head crying]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Jamie: [continues crying]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: All right, now get your fuckin' ass out the car, go on yayayayayaya
That’s Shakespeare kind of stuff right there…
While watching this, I did a lil’ doodle.
Any whoo….
jerm
How was your evening last night? Mine was pretty darn good. Remember Stump Watch? The first one? Well, all that is left of that project is grass seed. You guessed it. I’ve gotten all of the top soil that I need and now to seed, to seed, to seed. However, My Love, (who is going to Toronto….again, on our anniversary TOMORROW) may want to plant wild flowers there which would be lovely.
I’ve also, last night, discovered the beautiful and relaxing art of splitting wood. OMG… it is so satisfying… I mean, now I feel I know why executioners put so much love and devotion into their work. Bringing that hard steal down on a mass that will inevitably split and crack…..pure bliss. I would totally put the “cute” in execute!!
Also, for the maybe 5th time, I watched “ the Devils rejects ” I simply love this movie. A small town family on the run from the law. It shows the bonds and ties that bind families together..and those same bonds on the occasional cheerleader taken from the cellar. Rob Zombie is an amazing visionary when it comes to imagery and settings for film. God bless that man.
I love Otis’s quote
“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”
And Spaulding’s quote when he steels the car from a mother and son…
“Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: [shakes head crying]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Jamie: [continues crying]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: All right, now get your fuckin' ass out the car, go on yayayayayaya
That’s Shakespeare kind of stuff right there…
While watching this, I did a lil’ doodle.
Any whoo….
jerm
Monday, June 15, 2009
Weekend Acts of God's hands.
Hey Goog,
How was your weekend on the internet machine? Mine was rather non-existent. Well…I “borrowed” some movies from some friends throughout the world AND I checked Digg.com but other than that, Nada.
We did allot of yard work this weekend. I worked in the garden for about an hour or so, planted Cauliflower, radishes, Swiss chard, cucumbers and a few other things I’m probably forgetting, BUT it was gooood. I dug up some top soil for where the stump from stump Watch use to be and added that. That was a good 2 hours and after that?? He he, We, that is to say my father in law and I, made two more stumps.
There are 4 trees in our yard that are slowly dying and we decided to help them on their way…it was the humane thing to do really. Now these trees were fucking humongous, and you all in the Google machine community know that I don’t like to drop the “H”-Bomb allot but they were HUMONGOUS!!!
Now, due to my prowess and clairvoyant skills…I know what you’re thinking…”But jerm…you should have left those trees alone to fall the way God intended them to…You bad bad man, How could you take the lives of such noble trees?” And really my answer to that is simple…Bill and I are doing God’s work. We were, NAY, are the hands of God in action…sweet sweet divine, axe and chain saw wielding action
And this is what the trees were thinking…
'Things have changed. [...] Some of us are still true Ents, and lively enough in our fashion, but many are growing sleepy, going tree-ish, as you might say. Most of the trees are just trees, of course; but many are half awake. Some are quite wide awake, and a few are, well, ah, well getting Entish. That is going on all the time.
When that happens to a tree, you find that some have bad hearts. [...] Still, we do what we can. We keep off strangers and the foolhardy; and we train and we teach, we walk and we weed.' "
(Treebeard)
Ya see there… Bad hearts . These four, these fours trees of the Eco-pocalypse are just biding their time until they will strike and smote a piece of our home, But nay I say, we destroyed two of their numbers and I feel that in time…the other two will fall.
( I shouldn’t have watched 300 on the way to work this morning)
Any whoo….
jerm
How was your weekend on the internet machine? Mine was rather non-existent. Well…I “borrowed” some movies from some friends throughout the world AND I checked Digg.com but other than that, Nada.
We did allot of yard work this weekend. I worked in the garden for about an hour or so, planted Cauliflower, radishes, Swiss chard, cucumbers and a few other things I’m probably forgetting, BUT it was gooood. I dug up some top soil for where the stump from stump Watch use to be and added that. That was a good 2 hours and after that?? He he, We, that is to say my father in law and I, made two more stumps.
There are 4 trees in our yard that are slowly dying and we decided to help them on their way…it was the humane thing to do really. Now these trees were fucking humongous, and you all in the Google machine community know that I don’t like to drop the “H”-Bomb allot but they were HUMONGOUS!!!
Now, due to my prowess and clairvoyant skills…I know what you’re thinking…”But jerm…you should have left those trees alone to fall the way God intended them to…You bad bad man, How could you take the lives of such noble trees?” And really my answer to that is simple…Bill and I are doing God’s work. We were, NAY, are the hands of God in action…sweet sweet divine, axe and chain saw wielding action
And this is what the trees were thinking…
'Things have changed. [...] Some of us are still true Ents, and lively enough in our fashion, but many are growing sleepy, going tree-ish, as you might say. Most of the trees are just trees, of course; but many are half awake. Some are quite wide awake, and a few are, well, ah, well getting Entish. That is going on all the time.
When that happens to a tree, you find that some have bad hearts. [...] Still, we do what we can. We keep off strangers and the foolhardy; and we train and we teach, we walk and we weed.' "
(Treebeard)
Ya see there… Bad hearts . These four, these fours trees of the Eco-pocalypse are just biding their time until they will strike and smote a piece of our home, But nay I say, we destroyed two of their numbers and I feel that in time…the other two will fall.
( I shouldn’t have watched 300 on the way to work this morning)
Any whoo….
jerm
Thursday, June 11, 2009
LAzy lazy update
Hey Goog, or should I call you G-Love?
I had a rather uneventful evening last night as I was so frikkin tired. I was irritable and cranky and an all around asshole. Fuckin Animal crossing…it draws me in. I feel my town would fall apart without me. Then there’s the fish…it’s August 1st in my game so I'm sure there are new fish. AND Gracie Grace has new stuff in after 2-3 months of the same ol same ol… I mean COME ON!!!! But yeah…It calls me from sleeping and lures me into a false sense of living with woodland friends, digging up fossils; catching bugs and fishing goodness… damn those cuties. AND I found out that Jitters is leaving my town. DAMMIT. I like him. He was funny. But I did get a pinwheel from the walrus in town…that was pretty sweet.
The Sims 3 is out now too. I really want to try that. It looks fun, BUT I don’t think my home PC has the sys requirements for it.
Sorry for the boring update, but what are ya gonna do?
jerm
I had a rather uneventful evening last night as I was so frikkin tired. I was irritable and cranky and an all around asshole. Fuckin Animal crossing…it draws me in. I feel my town would fall apart without me. Then there’s the fish…it’s August 1st in my game so I'm sure there are new fish. AND Gracie Grace has new stuff in after 2-3 months of the same ol same ol… I mean COME ON!!!! But yeah…It calls me from sleeping and lures me into a false sense of living with woodland friends, digging up fossils; catching bugs and fishing goodness… damn those cuties. AND I found out that Jitters is leaving my town. DAMMIT. I like him. He was funny. But I did get a pinwheel from the walrus in town…that was pretty sweet.
The Sims 3 is out now too. I really want to try that. It looks fun, BUT I don’t think my home PC has the sys requirements for it.
Sorry for the boring update, but what are ya gonna do?
jerm
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
Hey Goog,
STUMP WATCH: Day Three
You guessed it Goog and Mr. Blogger Thingy… The stump has been redistributed into the local trees and or forest, or as we like to say..I threw it all down over the hill. Last night, the with impending rain looming, I wanted to get the stump out(TWSS) and gone. It was a bit easier than I had thought it would be. There was still the issue of the roots being entwined around large rocks and some that sunk deep into the ground, BUT I prevailed. Just like Chaz Michael Michaels, I refuse to give up. This weekend will consist of getting topsoil and grading the area.
Awesome Jeremy – 1
Bastard Stump - 0
So what shall I Blogger thingy about on this fine rainy day?? I could wax intellectual about how I have and continue to believe that Tupac is still alive , though my wife say’s I'm crazy...But here are some pics
. OR I could try to explain my theory about the act of yawning actually slowing time down and is your body’s way of holding death off for a bit longer, and again…my wife thinks I'm crazy. OR my irrational fear of December of 2012 and the end of the world ? I mean… many apocalyptic prophecies have been right in the past haven’t they ?? I have to prepare…
I’ll talk about… meh, I have nothing today. Funny Signs? or Cute animals?? or maybe The Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009 or maybe some disturbing photos?
So until tomorrow Goog.
And Tupac, if your reading this, I hope your having a great day and you still owe me $20…
jerm
STUMP WATCH: Day Three
You guessed it Goog and Mr. Blogger Thingy… The stump has been redistributed into the local trees and or forest, or as we like to say..I threw it all down over the hill. Last night, the with impending rain looming, I wanted to get the stump out(TWSS) and gone. It was a bit easier than I had thought it would be. There was still the issue of the roots being entwined around large rocks and some that sunk deep into the ground, BUT I prevailed. Just like Chaz Michael Michaels, I refuse to give up. This weekend will consist of getting topsoil and grading the area.
Awesome Jeremy – 1
Bastard Stump - 0
So what shall I Blogger thingy about on this fine rainy day?? I could wax intellectual about how I have and continue to believe that Tupac is still alive , though my wife say’s I'm crazy...But here are some pics
. OR I could try to explain my theory about the act of yawning actually slowing time down and is your body’s way of holding death off for a bit longer, and again…my wife thinks I'm crazy. OR my irrational fear of December of 2012 and the end of the world ? I mean… many apocalyptic prophecies have been right in the past haven’t they ?? I have to prepare…
I’ll talk about… meh, I have nothing today. Funny Signs? or Cute animals?? or maybe The Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009 or maybe some disturbing photos?
So until tomorrow Goog.
And Tupac, if your reading this, I hope your having a great day and you still owe me $20…
jerm
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